Wednesday, 28 October 2015

My really fucking weird dream.


  So I had a dream and it was super super weird so I thought I would tell you, because why not?

Okay, so it started with me and my husband having dinner and then I give him his plate of food and he turns around to me and says "I don't want this any more". I'm like okay then "I'll make you something else". He's like "no, I mean - I don't want to be with you any more. I'm leaving so you have to find somewhere else to live... and I'm taking my son". I'm like "what are you on??" and I am just really confused, he leaves and I'm by myself, going into like a weird depressed state and then he's just so emotionless. 

So I move in with my friend Kirsty for awhile, you know untilI get back on my feet and get a job and stuff like that, but I'm still like really really depressed because of the stuff with my son and my husband is gone. While I'm living with Kirsty she finds out her boyfriend is like a jerk and has been cheating on her. She is like "I'm leaving him" and then we go to live in France, so we have a really nice apartment in France it's me, her and her daughter.  We have a really good time but I'm still really depressed, I find a job but I still can't see my son. And my husband won't let me take him to France. But I'm still trying. Then one evening we are sat in the living room and then we see a moth on the window and it is giant and we shit ourselves. We get up and notice there are more on the window, on the wall too. At the top of the wall is one giant caterpillar. We are like "why what the fuck is that?"  and we look up at the ceiling and there is this huge fucking massive mammoth moth. This things got horns and giant eyes and fat legs and it's just disgusting and it starts crawling down the fucking wall. We are screaming and a half way down it turns into this really long lizard-gecko thing, a bit further down the wall it turns fucking fluffy. So it is a fluffy lizard thing, it's really really creepy and weird. It keeps crawling down the wall and it is on the floor, this fucking thing crawls on the floor towards us and then it darts for Kirsty and I get really protective so I smash it with a chair but it's still moving. She starts stabbing it in the head with this cheese knife that was on the table and then it fucking turns into a person but it is Nikki Minaj and she's like half dead. She's cover in stab wounds and her broken bones are sticking out. There is blood everywhere. She is almost done. So we stab her in the heart so she doesn't suffer anymore. We sit on the floor cover in blood, crying but then we remember Kirsty's daughter who will be home soon. We are like "fuck what do you do we?", we are just like so confused so we clean the house, bleach everything. And we get rid of her body, we wrap it up and throw in a river on the other side of town. When we come back to the house there's like a bunch of girls outside the house and they ask me "why did you tell me to shut up?" and I am like "I didn't" and they are adamant someone in the house screamed "shut that fucking music up" and we are like "well it wasn't us" and then she looks at me and says "oh I never see you leave the house. All you do is stay inside, it is fucking weird. I don't like the look of you" and she shoves me. All of a sudden a riot starts, like a full on fucking riot. Everybody is fighting each other. It is absolutely crazy and we don't know what to do. Eventually it calms down and everyone disapates. Then the girl that started it, comes up to me and is like "I'm sorry I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, it is so not like me to go around threatening people" she explains she is in a really bad way, all this shit at work - she is a head chef and we start chatting about food. It turns out we get along really really well and we the same things. We start spending more and more time together over the weeks. And Kirsty feels left behind, she tells me that she is missing home, and wants to go back to Rhys. So she moves back and I am on my own, in this apartment.  Then this random family (who in my dream are my family) come and live with me, then my mum gets pregnant and she has the baby. But my dad goes crazy and I'm like "get the fuck out my house" and he's like "I'm leaving, fuck every body blah blah blah". My mum is really really upset and she say I have to apologise to him and make him stay. I'm like "bye-bye, biatch", he walks out. My mum is all "fuck off, you can live alone" and then they leave. I am stuck in this house again but then this other family rent the other two rooms and live with me. They are a young couple, got three kids and they like living in the house with me. I babysit and stuff. For a while it is cool, one day they fight and he beats her  and I'm like "I will call the police". Randomly, I come home from work early and I walk in on this terrifying orgy, so I run out and a few hours later I call and ask if the house is clean and if it is safe for me to come home. They tell me they are part of this weird sex cult but it is okay they are packed up and going to move. It is like 4am in the morning and I can't sleep so I go to the bridge that me and my husband put a lock on, you know those Lovelock bridges so I start looking for our lock. I'm there for ages. It gets light and people start coming across the bridge again, I'm still looking. I hear my sons voice and I look up to my husband with our son and another woman. I'm like "what the fuck". I lose my shit, grab my son and run. I take him to the house and get some stuff. Empty my account and then we are on the run we go to like Germany, Australia, at one point we are in India. Just living life and on the run. Eventually we get caught at an airport and they take my baby back to his dad and I'm like broken. I come back to Exeter and I'm just aimlessly walking around. I walk into sainsburys...

And then I woke up. Lol! The hubby's alarm went and he attacked me with kisses and morning snuggles. 

Honestly, one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had and I have had some seriously fucked up dreams.

 o_O"

Whats is your weirdest dream?

Love,
Monica
            xxx

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